Become A Member
Annual Membership
For $99 a year, MyPokerBitch gives you full access to browse and match with players regionally and globally, connect with people heading to the same tournaments, and build the kind of relationships that actually last beyond the final table.
You'll also unlock exclusive casino partner benefits — discounted hotel stays, dining specials, and member perks at partner properties — so your next poker trip costs less and feels like more. If you're not ready to commit for life, start here. Most people who join for a year wonder why they waited.
Renew when you're ready, or upgrade to Lifetime and never think about it again. Either way, your people are one membership away.
Lifetime Membership
MyPokerBitch was built for exactly that reason. One payment of $189 unlocks lifetime access to a community of players who think the way you do, feel the way you do, and yes — might just be exactly who you've been looking for across the table.
Browse profiles, connect with players in your city or at your next tournament stop, discover dating matches who understand the lifestyle without needing it explained, and access exclusive casino partner perks including negotiated hotel rates and member-only hospitality benefits every time you travel to play.
No renewals. No recurring charges. No wondering if it's worth it next year. Pay once, belong forever — and never sit at a new table wondering if there's anyone out there who gets it. There is. They're already here.
Lifetime Membership — $189. One Payment. In For Good.
This is for YOU - if you are similar to this type:
-Shows up early to study the room before cards even get dealt.
-Remembers a hand from three months back like it happened yesterday.
-Treats a home game like scripture and a tournament stop like a pilgrimage.
That's not a hobby. That's just who you are once this game gets in you.
$189. One payment. - Lifetime access. No renewal, no recurring charge, no subscription sitting on your card that you forget to cancel.
You pay once and you're in for good.
Here's what that one payment actually gets you:
A real profile in a real community. Not a username buried in a forum. A presence people recognize when you show up to a game, a stream, or a city meetup.
City connections wherever the game takes you. Traveling for a series? Find who's already there. Moving cities? You've got a table waiting before you even unpack.
Tournament stops mapped out by people who actually play them. No guessing which series are worth the flight and which one's a wasted bankroll.
Dating matches built around the one thing that actually matters to you. Someone who knows the difference between a bad beat and a bad decision, and doesn't need it explained.
Casino perks that come from being part of something, not just showing up alone. The rooms open up differently when you're not walking in cold.
None of that is really the point, though. The point is simpler: you stop doing this alone. Every hand you've talked through at 1am by yourself, every read you've second-guessed with no one to check it against, every trip you've taken solo because nobody in your regular life plays. That's the gap this closes.
And if you're the one who's already been doing this for other people, the one they text before a big call, the one whose read they trust more than their own gut, you've been building the exact kind of reach that most platforms would pay you for.
That's the Affiliate Membership below. Same community, same access, except this time the people you were already bringing in start paying you back.
Affiliate Membership
You're Already the Guy the Group Chat Asks Before Every Big Decision. Get Paid For It. Earn 35% commission — on every membership you refer, paid out monthly.
Every Affiliate, Lifetime, or Annual Membership that comes through your link puts 35% in your pocket. No quarterly windows, no chasing an invoice — you refer, they join, the payout hits monthly like clockwork.
How It Works:
Your link is live in 24 hrs.
Drop it in a group chat, a stream overlay, your local casino game [1-2, 2-3, 3-5] or a home game text thread — wherever your people already are.
You get paid monthly, automatically. No minimum you have to hit first, no manual request — commissions clear on schedule, every month, without you lifting a finger after the referral.
This is built for the guy who's already doing the work for free. You're the one your home game texts before shoving a big stack.
You're the one breaking down a hand in the group chat at 1am because someone tagged you.
You've been handing out this advice for years — this just finally puts your name on the invoice.
"Referring the people who were going to find a poker community anyway isn't a side hustle."
It's the moment you stop coaching for free and start getting paid for the same conversations you were always going to have.
Grab your link. Get paid on the next conversation you were already about to have.
“Poker is not a game in which the meek inherit the Earth.”
David Hayano